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Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong. The are being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse.
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In Connecticut, - A teacher who appeared on the Howard Stern Show no longer has a job at an Elementary School. The second-grade teacher took part in an Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife contest on the Howard Stern show. She and her husband won $5,000.


The school replaced her after pictures of her in a bikini appeared on HowardStern.com.
According to the website,
Howard played a clip from a news story about the winner of the “Ugliest Dude, Hottest Wife” having to resign from her job amidst controversy surrounding her appearance on the show.

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A blind Iowa man scored a perfect 300 game at the Century Lanes bowling alley on Saturday, The Storm Lake Times reported.

The Times said Dale Davis, 78, of Alta, called the game "quite a thrill." He rolled 12 back-to-back strikes, the first-ever perfect game at the Century Lanes, The Times reported.
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Guess they have never heard of seating sections in SILVERTON, Ore.

Management for a popular Silverton restaurant ,Red Thai, announced Thursday that young children would no longer be allowed into the establishment. The manager said children younger than 6 aren't welcome in the eatery. The Red Thai manager, Craig Gereau, said children disrupt people who are trying to enjoy a quiet dinner.He said most of his customers like the new rule, but he's had to turn some people away.

That probably won't be a problem for much longer......

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A Venezuelan TV channel has yanked “The Simpsons” off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: “Baywatch Hawaii.”
According to the TV stations, the decision to hand over the daily 11 a.m. time slot came after the National Telecommunications Commission received complaints from viewers.

A trail of candy and wrappers led Cincinnati police to suspects in a break-in at a downtown candy store, police said.Four people were charged with breaking and entering and taking about $400 in candy. One of the four also has been charged with child endangering, police said.

In Texas A $5-per-customer fee on strip club patrons dubbed the "pole tax" has been declared unconstitutional. A state district judge ruled that clubs can't collect the fee. The charge went into effect in January and was expected to raise about $44 million for sexual assault prevention programs and health care for the uninsured.

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Arkansas' marriage-age crisis is over. A law that mistakenly allowed anyone — even toddlers — to marry with parental permission was repealed by a measure signed into law Wednesday by Gov. Mike Beebe, ending months of embarrassment for the state and confusion for county clerks. Question....did any toddlers actually get married?

A woman in Minnesota feared for her dogs life when pit bull jumped over a fence into her yard and attacked her pooch. So she took matters into her own mouth. The woman bit the pit bull on the nose after trying to pull the dog's jaws off her Labrador retriever. She drew blood when she bit the dog, and her doctor will have to determine whether she should get shots for rabies.

Jerry Seinfeld was in a rollover wreck but was unhurt after the brakes on one of his vintage cars failed. Seinfeld was driving alone when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM stopped working The two-door sedan flipped over and came to a stop just yards from the highway. The wreck was attributed to mechanical failure. Seinfeld, 53, did not require medical attention and returned to his East Hampton home.

Have a good day.
Shakespere