Did you hear about this?

Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong. The are being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse.
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In Connecticut, - A teacher who appeared on the Howard Stern Show no longer has a job at an Elementary School. The second-grade teacher took part in an Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife contest on the Howard Stern show. She and her husband won $5,000.


The school replaced her after pictures of her in a bikini appeared on HowardStern.com.
According to the website,
Howard played a clip from a news story about the winner of the “Ugliest Dude, Hottest Wife” having to resign from her job amidst controversy surrounding her appearance on the show.

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A blind Iowa man scored a perfect 300 game at the Century Lanes bowling alley on Saturday, The Storm Lake Times reported.

The Times said Dale Davis, 78, of Alta, called the game "quite a thrill." He rolled 12 back-to-back strikes, the first-ever perfect game at the Century Lanes, The Times reported.
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Guess they have never heard of seating sections in SILVERTON, Ore.

Management for a popular Silverton restaurant ,Red Thai, announced Thursday that young children would no longer be allowed into the establishment. The manager said children younger than 6 aren't welcome in the eatery. The Red Thai manager, Craig Gereau, said children disrupt people who are trying to enjoy a quiet dinner.He said most of his customers like the new rule, but he's had to turn some people away.

That probably won't be a problem for much longer......